Interview With Kevin Murphy, Part 3
(conducted by Josh)

     
Q (Josh):  If you had to re-staff MST3K with current Hollywood actors, who would you choose to play what parts?

A:  That’s a damn silly question and I refuse to answer, except to say that naturally Servo would be played by George Clooney.


Q (Josh):  How long did it take to dress up as Bobo before every show?

A:  Bobo took about an hour to put together, and it’ll take a lifetime to erase.  The horror... the horror...


Q (Josh): What movie from the last year do you think is most worthy of the MST3K treatment?

A:  Holy shit, which one wasn’t?  Right off the bat, I think HULK was custom-made for puppet abuse.


Q (Josh):  Certainly there had to be a movie here and there that simply was no fun to do. What are some awful movie experiences that stick out to you?

A:  ROBOT vs. THE AZTEC MUMMY for one.  RED ZONE CUBA hurt like Hell.  MANOS sprained my cortex.  RADAR SECRET SERVICE and INVASION OF THE NEPTUNE MEN were mistakes on a monumental scale.  BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS left boils on my ass.


Q (Josh):  This is a long shot question, but during one of the movie segments for The Magic Voyage of Sinbad, you seem to begin a riff, and then start laughing, and the riff end up going unsaid.  Do you remember this instance?  If so, what was the line?

A:  I can’t answer, but I can tell you how much this question sounds like it was dictated by the Comic Book Guy on The Simpsons.


Q (Josh):  Were there any movies that you specifically picked out for the show?  I know you were one of the initial supporters for Radar Secret Service, but were there any others?

A:  Oh sure, blame me.  I think Paul [Chaplin] objected strenuously to this film and damned if he wasn’t right.


Q (Josh):  You performed a lot of songs throughout the show’s run.  Do you have a favorite?

A:  I loved “Tubular Boobular Joy.”  I love performing “The United Servo Academy Men’s Chorus Hymn.”  I love listening to “The Greatest Frank of All.”  I think Mike should be on Broadway.  Sweeping up plastic wine cups of course, not singing or writing songs, God no.


Q (Josh):  Are there any awkward experiences you’ve had with fans of the show over the years that you’d be willing to share?

A:  I had a pasty guy in a cape fall on me at Dragon*Con.  He got all nervous and caught up in his cape and had his full fat-boy weight against me.  I had to tip him back on his feet, like a cow.  Dear God, I wanted to hit him.  Still do.


Q (Josh):  And, finally, if you got to select the three or four episodes to be included in the next
boxed set, which ones would you choose?

A:  PUMA MAN!  OUTLAW! (of Gor, of course)  THE BRUTE MAN!  THE VIOLENT YEARS!  ...Er, Collect ’em all.  Thank you.

 

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