101
- THE CRAWLING EYE
Genre: Low Budget ’50s
Horror (1958, B&W)
Don’s Synopsis: The flick is a low-budget alien
monster movie set on some mountain (the monsters look
kind of like a brain octopus with one big eye, one of
these is shown in the credits for the show during the
early Joel years). These monsters then decapitate
everyone who runs across them and the other people on
the mountain, upon finding the corpses and figuring out
that they didn’t die of exposure, group up to defend
themselves against the monsters.
Host Segments:
- Segment One (Invention Exchange): Intro to the
Mads; Joel invents electronic bagpipes (and,
unfortunately, plays them); the Mads use a formula
created from dogs to prevent sweating (but it has some canine
side-effects); welcome to Deep 13 (which is a tad bit
radioactive)
- Segment Two: Joel asks the Bots what they think
of the movie so far, but they don’t understand why humans
make a big deal about losing their heads (it happens to them
all the time)
- Segment Three: Gypsy uncoils herself and fills
up the SOL bridge with tubing
- Segment Four: The Bots go on and on about the
horror of it... Forrest Tucker; the Bots then want to
know what’s so scary about a giant eye, so Joel explains
- Segment Five (End): The Bots tell a good thing
and a bad thing about the movie
(No Stinger)
Don’s Review: The first Comedy Central (back
then called the Comedy Channel) episode is actually
pretty decent. As for the movie itself, although the
effects for the monsters are super-cheesy, I really
liked the electronic music that plays in the monster
scenes – it’s kinda Forbidden Planet like.
The riffing for this is fairly good, although very
subdued compared to later seasons, and the host segments
are very primitive, but enjoyable. So overall this
is a
good start to the cable era of the show.
Trivia Note: This movie will be briefly seen
again in the final episode of the show, ep
#1013, as Mike Nelson and the ’Bots watch
it on TV as the final image seem on MST3K in a nice,
circular reference.
Don’s Rating: 
David’s Notes on the Cast:
The Swiss-German scientist was played by English actor
Warren Mitchell, who also played J.J. “One Hundred
Percent” Hubbard in Moon Zero Two (ep #111).
Mitchell had a recurring role on The Avengers as
Brodny, the Soviet ambassador to England. As you
may have guessed, there isn't much difference between
Mitchell's “Russian” and “German” accents.
David’s Review: The Crawling
Eye is one of the better early episodes (ep #101-108) from
Season 1. Really, there's not a whole lot else to say
about it. I’m a fan of TV westerns and John Wayne movies,
so Forrest Tucker as a hero was kind of campy, I suppose.
(Tucker normally played villains, second bananas, or even the
dreaded third banana henchman.) Unlike most S1 episodes, I
first saw this in 1992, because it was re-aired several times.
The first show has decent replay value; some of the riffs are
every bit as good as material from S 2-10.
The actual movie,
The Crawling Eye, could have become a minor cult flick with
better execution. It isn't flawed in concept: a rarity for MSTed
movies. (The Rebel Set and First Spaceship on Venus
also come to mind.) Very little actually happens (at least
on-screen), but the director understood mood much better than
your typical hack, so it's bearable. By casting someone in the
romantic lead, you know, actually capable of opening a movie (as
opposed to Forrest Tucker), this picture may have escaped the
attention of J&tB. Tucker is no Lance Fuller, but hey, who
is?
The very first
episode introduced two of my favorite MST3K/bad movie
archetypes: Bland Scientist (Tucker) and X-Treme Scientist
(Mitchell). Bland Scientist is something like Scully in
The X-Files. Until the monster appears in broad
daylight, hands the scientist videotape of its activities, and
provides a blood sample (or a reasonable facsimile thereof),
Bland Scientist cannot accept the possibility that there isn't a
“rational explanation” for all these goings-on.
X-Treme Scientist, not to be confused with its final stage, the
“Mad” Scientist, is the exact opposite. He or she wants to
declare martial law and harness the combined might of Industry,
Science, and Technology to ruthlessly NIP IT IN THE BUD!
Bland Scientist is often just a pawn in the game of exposition,
or he may hang around to impart pearls of wisdom such as “a
wounded animal that large isn't good” or that the heart “is made
up of a single cell, for all practical purposes.” X-Treme
Scientist is more likely to be the film's protagonist; in this
movie, the typical roles are reversed, with Bland Scientist as
hero and X-Treme Scientist as comic relief.
David’s Rating:

David’s Suggested Stinger:
Hans (barkeep of the Hotel Europa): “It’s not for me!”
Related Links:
(1) Mighty Jack’s MST3K Review (Episode Review)
(2) DVD
Savant (Movie
Review)
(3) BadMovies.org
(Movie Review)
(4) B-Movie
Central (Movie Review)
(5) Bad
Movie Report (Movie Review)
(6) DVD
Cult (Movie Review)
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