Forrest’s Favorites

          

 

 

 

List of Forrest’s Top Eleven All-Time Favorite Shorts
#1 602S - “A Date With Your Family”
#2 320S1 - “Posture Pals”
#3 320S2 - “Appreciating Our Parents”
#4 701S - “Once Upon a Honeymoon”
#5 317S - “The Home Economics Story”
#6 422S - “Here Comes the Circus”
#7 315S - “Catching Trouble”
#8 407S - “Junior Rodeo Daredevils”
#9 515S - “Cheating”
#10 319S - “Mr. B Natural”
#11 702S - “Chicken of Tomorrow”

 

List of Forrest’s Top Eleven All-Time Favorite Host Segments
#1 from 303 - Pod People “Clowns in the Sky”
#2 from 303 - Pod People “Idiot Control Now”
#3 from 212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon Jet Jaguar Theme Song
#4 from 521 - Santa Claus Christmas Song For All Religions
#5 from 321 - Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Patrick Swayze Christmas
#6 from 318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II Captain Joe Action Figure
#7 from 424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate Torgo’s Pizza
#8 from 315 - Teenage Cavemen Catching Ross
#9 from 414 - Tormented Pop Singers they’d like to see be thrown off a lighthouse
#10 from 819 - Invasion of the Neptune Men Krankor’s Re-visit
#11 from 303 - Pod People “You are magic, aren’t you Trumpy?”

 

List of Forrest’s Top Ten All-Time Favorite Invention Exchange Inventions
#1 Hard Pills to Swallow (Mads) - From Ep #320
#2 Non-violent action figures (Joel) - From Ep #421
#3 Porkerina (Joel) - From Ep #506
#4 Tragic Moment Figurines (Mads) - From Ep #405
#5 Evil Baseball Promotions (Mads) - From Ep #509
#6 Virtual Comedy (Mads) - From Ep #504
#7 Robotic Arm Wrestling (Mads) - From Ep #301
#8 Sitcom Radio (Joel) - From Ep #402
#9 Rat Pack Chess Set (Joel) - From Ep #505
#10 Gutter-Bumber Shoot (Mike) - From Ep #513

 

List of Forrest’s Top Ten Favorite Riffs From Joel
#1 “Am I high or was I just nailed by a Gargoyle?” (Godzilla vs. Megalon) 
#2 “Oh, leave that pain behind, we’re swinging into high.” (Godzilla vs. Megalon) 
#3 “I am SO high.” (Mighty Jack)
#4 “It’s speedy delivery boy! And has he got a package!” (Cave Dwellers) 
#5 “Yes, Manos: The Hands of Fate was filmed on a vacant lot.” (Manos: The Hands of Fate)
#6 “That was neeeeat!” (Pod People)
#7 “I’m the luckiest boy in the world!” (Cave Dwellers) 
#8 “Oh, it must be Gamera.” (Viking Woman and the Sea Serpent)
#9 “Well, son, there’s a hot chick waiting for you in the afterlife.” (Viking Women vs. the Sea Serpent)
#10 “Pod People got no reason to live.” (Pod People) 

 

List of Forrest’s Top Ten All-Time Favorite Riffs From Mike
#1 “Oh, I forgot France… Oh well, Ho Ho Ho!!” (Santa Claus)
#2 “Remember me now, Ruth!?” (MST3K: The Movie) 
#3 “ROWSDOWERMOBILE AWAY!!” (The Final Sacrifice)
#4 “Looks like we’re going to make a run for the border in this movie guys.” (Deathstalker and the Warrior From Hell) 
#5 “You’re going to throw me down there aren’t you?” (The Final Sacrifice) 
#6 “C’mon guys! Where’s my record?” (Invasion of the Neptune Men) 
#7 “I was just about to do the monster mash.” (Space Mutiny)
#8 “I’m thirsty, I’m thirsty, I’ve never had anything to drink and look at me, I’m just fine!” (The Sword and the Dragon)
#9 “Hey! You’re not dad! You’re Hitler!” (The Brain That Wouldn’t Die) 
#10 “Barney caught fire kids!” (Night of the Blood Beast) 

 

List of Forrest’s Top Ten All-Time Favorite Riffs From Tom Servo
#1 “Oh my god, he got Charley McCarthy.” (Cave Dwellers)
#2 “Whoa, boldly backing away from which no man has ever gone before.” (Pod People)
#3 “And, and remember when J.C. made me cough up blood?” (Sidehackers) 
#4 “I toasted her ass man!” (Soultaker)
#5 (Cheesy effect when the wind demon falls off the tree)
“Okay, right…yeah.” (The Sword and the Dragon)
#6 “Thanks for the ride mister!” (The Final Sacrifice)
#7 “And who said there aren’t nice homes in Canada?” (The Final Sacrifice)
#8 Humming to the music as Rowsdower is being tortured. (The Final Sacrifice)
#9 “Danny Elfman! Danny Elfman! It just sounds like Danny Elfman!” (The Final Sacrifice)
#10 “Knew him?! He was delicious!” (The Final Sacrifice)

 

List of Forrest’s Top Ten All-Time Favorite Riffs From Crow
#1 Potato buffet gag “Potatoes” (Pod People)
#2 “He comes from a long line of great anuses.” (The Final Sacrifice)
#3 “We… are… number… 1!” (Future War)
#4 “The Bill Clinton story!” (Short: Chicken of Tomorrow)
#5 “He’s got a tree! He’s got a tree! This isn’t the Godzilla we know, he’s playing dirty!” (Godzilla vs. Megalon)
#6 “What do you, the viewers at home think?” (Cave Dwellers)
#7 “You damn dirty… owl.” (Time of the Apes)
#8 Ator: “I don’t understand.”
Crow: “We’re not surprised.” (Cave Dwellers)
#9 “You can call me Sandy!” (Cave Dwellers)
#10 “Okay everybody, places.” (Godzilla vs. Megalon)

 

Last Updated: 11-Jan-2004